Thursday, August 21, 2003
Whew...a lot has happened since I last posted. My wife entered the hospital for an emergency (she's okay, thanks) and I had to care for the little one all by my lonesome...of course I did have help in the afternoons and the radio show hasn't suffered...I don't think. Anyway, I'm back and here's the rundown of things I need to get off my chest:
1. The war in Iraq...quit your bitchin' you commie pinko libs! If I hear one more time "we have soldiers dying every day" I'm going to puke. These idiots care so much "for the troops" that they want us to pull out...well, that's what they're implying anyway. We have cops, firemen, AND soldiers here at home that die every day in the line of duty, but no-one is suggesting we give up here at home.
2. Ahnold...who the hell cares! California gets what they deserve. The only reason the commie pinko libs are whining as much as they are is because yet another attempt at socialism is failing around their grand plans. And stop the crazy, "right wing conspiracy" crap! Don't like the recall law? CHANGE THE FREAKIN LAW...don't pee on my leg and try to tell me it's raining.
3. The blackout...told you so! About the only thing to add here is that I'm surprised no poverty pimp civil rights leech complained that we call it, "BLACKout"...demeaning minorities in this wonderfully diverse world we live in. The lights are out...make whoopie! Damn...
4. Email virus...another reason I don't read forwards! Again, to re-iterate...your ability to forward is no indication of your comedic talent or your ability to think for yourself. Who are these idiots that sit at their computers every day and read obvious scam emails with the subject headings that are used in this virus? If there's one thing I've learned in my years of using the internet it is this: Read your stinkin' computer manuals once in a freakin while! If you can't handle using a computer, get rid of it! You're not qualified...you're probably also the guy/gal that sits in the left lane on the highway going 55 aren't you?
5. Radio ratings...YEEE HAWWW! You ever get really great news and you don't have the ability to tell the whole world? Yeah, that's what's going on at the station. The all important Spring 2002 ratings numbers came out and we kicked ass. Oh, sure...radio insiders are probably doing a Google right now trying to find the latest numbers. Arbitron only publishes the silly 12+ numbers for the public...we that have the breakdowns of other age targets know the real truth. Better yet, our main competition knows the truth too...and they should be preparing their resumes just in case.
There...I got some things off my chest. Sorry it's been a while, I'm back now and things are near normal for the Alan household. My wife also got her Army Reserves unit assignment this week. I'll keep you updated.
1. The war in Iraq...quit your bitchin' you commie pinko libs! If I hear one more time "we have soldiers dying every day" I'm going to puke. These idiots care so much "for the troops" that they want us to pull out...well, that's what they're implying anyway. We have cops, firemen, AND soldiers here at home that die every day in the line of duty, but no-one is suggesting we give up here at home.
2. Ahnold...who the hell cares! California gets what they deserve. The only reason the commie pinko libs are whining as much as they are is because yet another attempt at socialism is failing around their grand plans. And stop the crazy, "right wing conspiracy" crap! Don't like the recall law? CHANGE THE FREAKIN LAW...don't pee on my leg and try to tell me it's raining.
3. The blackout...told you so! About the only thing to add here is that I'm surprised no poverty pimp civil rights leech complained that we call it, "BLACKout"...demeaning minorities in this wonderfully diverse world we live in. The lights are out...make whoopie! Damn...
4. Email virus...another reason I don't read forwards! Again, to re-iterate...your ability to forward is no indication of your comedic talent or your ability to think for yourself. Who are these idiots that sit at their computers every day and read obvious scam emails with the subject headings that are used in this virus? If there's one thing I've learned in my years of using the internet it is this: Read your stinkin' computer manuals once in a freakin while! If you can't handle using a computer, get rid of it! You're not qualified...you're probably also the guy/gal that sits in the left lane on the highway going 55 aren't you?
5. Radio ratings...YEEE HAWWW! You ever get really great news and you don't have the ability to tell the whole world? Yeah, that's what's going on at the station. The all important Spring 2002 ratings numbers came out and we kicked ass. Oh, sure...radio insiders are probably doing a Google right now trying to find the latest numbers. Arbitron only publishes the silly 12+ numbers for the public...we that have the breakdowns of other age targets know the real truth. Better yet, our main competition knows the truth too...and they should be preparing their resumes just in case.
There...I got some things off my chest. Sorry it's been a while, I'm back now and things are near normal for the Alan household. My wife also got her Army Reserves unit assignment this week. I'll keep you updated.
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